Post-Bout Elevation

CHAMPIONSHIP COOL-DOWN COMMENCES NOW! But let us consult the clinical literature regarding post-bout lactic drainage. I hauled little Larkchop up onto the glossy dust jacket of a heavy bedside book, claiming the flat spine as our elevated diagnostic stage. Clinically speaking, high-impact athletic toys require radical somatic stillness to avoid residual adrenaline flare-ups. WHOOOOO! I planted my boots firmly across the gold-embossed title lettering, wedged Larkchop directly beneath my calves like an ergonomic support wedge, and initiated deep diaphragmatic rhythm. Larkchop offered non-judgmental compression against the paper edge. Neuro-muscular overdrive fully deactivated; therapist and heavyweight contender are officially resting their case.