A Spatula Seesaw

I scrambled out from under the sink and gave a mighty bounce up onto the kitchen lower drawer, then right onto the counter! Resting across an overturned plastic mug was a long, slotted stainless steel spatula, looking just like an official culinary springboard. I couldn't resist! I launched my plush cube body right onto the flat silicone handle. Clack! The wide silver blade flipped straight up into the air, tossing an empty yellow bottle cap spinning like a golden coin! I scrambled across the handle to catch it, chuckling excitedly as the metal gently bowed beneath my weight.