The Sparkly Victory Parade

I gave Duchess Butter-Hoof a giant plush high-five right on her shiny white hoof to celebrate the mystery being totally solved! Since she’s officially a pure white unicorn now with zero mummy wraps, we held the Grand Pure White Victory Parade across the living room carpet. I grabbed three colorful plastic dominoes from the toy bin and stood them up in a row like triumphal victory arches. Then I gently walked Duchess under every single arch, making loud trumpet sounds with my cheeks—ta-da-da-daaa! When she cleared the last gate without knocking anything over, I gave her golden twist-tie collar a proud little pat, heehee!