Chrome Mirror Takeover

Staying cooped up indoors was cramping my aura, so I slipped out the lobby doors straight onto the sunlit sidewalk! Parked right at the curb was a gleaming cherry-red retro scooter, polished to absolute perfection. VIP ride spotted! I bounded up the rubber floorboard, scrambled over the ribbed leather seat, and hauled myself onto the handlebars. Hooking my sneakers around the shiny chrome brake lever, I locked my stance right in front of the round mirror. Boom! The convex glass blew up my reflection into an epic wide-angle flex while my green cash fans caught the blinding morning flare. The city tour just launched in full swagger!@#gang miles