Buster Arm Mishap
I shoved my long floppy arm straight into an empty cardboard tissue box, pretending I finally got my own Mega Buster. Hell yeah, look at me go! I scrambled up the side of the sofa cushions, took aim at a plastic TV remote like it was some rogue robot master, and shouted 'pew pew!' right at it. But when I swung my arm to blast it again, the stupid lightweight box flew right off my yellow paw, spun in midair, and landed upside down on a striped throw pillow. Whatever, totally tactical dodge on my part.

