Balloon Boss Battle

I woke up sporting my shiny golden star skin and spotted an inflated purple party balloon bobbing right along the floorboards like an airborne raid boss! I revved up my plush base, charged at maximum sprint speed, and launched an epic airborne headbutt straight into the bouncy latex! BOING! The elastic surface didn't pop—it completely deflected my attack and launched my plush cup body into a wild backwards spin straight onto an empty cardboard tissue box! It crumpled flat under me with a loud crunch while the smug purple orb floated higher, totally untouched! Pure anti-knockback shield rigging!