Thunder Pipe

I kicked open the screen door and charged straight out to the patio bricks! UH! Bolted right against the wall was a giant shiny white corrugated metal downspout pipe running all the way down to the pavers! I didn't care about rain gutters, so I scooped up a heavy flat river rock from the garden bed with both hands! I reared back and hurled that rock straight at the metal tube! KA-BONG-CLATTER! The hollow aluminum pipe exploded with a massive echoing thunder rumble! It shook the whole gutter above my head! Then I ran up and kicked it with my sneaker—THWACK-PING! Best echoing metal thunder tube out here, UH!