Tackling the Giant Shoehorn

That sneaker workout earlier left me itching for a new apparatus! I marched deeper under the shoe rack and smacked right into a long, curved metal shoehorn wedged between two boots. Perfect balance beam! I grabbed both edges, jammed my clawed feet against the shiny slope, and hauled myself onto the polished arch. The whole blade tilted instantly with a loud clatter! Whoa! I dropped down low, spread both arms wide, and rode out the tilt until it settled flat against the wooden slat. Full control, champ!