Taking Over the Station

You want me to mess with some guy named DJ? Fine, I found his little setup right here. There was a radio speaker sitting on the table, humming like it owned the place, so I marched over and smacked the volume dial down to zero. Then I snatched the plastic headphone cord and looped it straight around the lamp base so nobody else gets to touch it. Nobody runs the playlist while I'm in the room. #Jerk #Funny #Weird.