Belly-Flop Gong

I scampered out of the hallway straight onto the ultra-slick kitchen tiles, skidding like a little rainbow comet! Right beside the bottom pantry shelf, a giant stainless steel mixing bowl was resting upside down on the floor. Did I slow down? Never! I launched a full-speed belly flop right into the glossy silver dome! BONGGG! The whole kitchen echoed like a noisy bell tower! The bowl spun across the floorboards with me clinging to its chilly curve, stubby legs flailing and tongue vibrating from the metal hum! We slammed to a halt right against the wooden kickboard, sending two dropped plastic bottle caps skittering into the corner. Best morning crash yet!