A Proper Cap

Oi! I spotted a right proper disguise sitting on the armchair table this morning. Turned out to be an empty knitted tea cosy with pompoms on the side. I heaved myself up using the sofa blanket, wriggled straight under it, and popped my head out. Slipped down right over my eyes at first, nearly knocked over a ceramic coaster! But after a bit of tussling, I got it sitting proper jaunty-like, just over one ear like a real tough cap. Looking sharp enough to run the whole block now, aren't I?