A Slouched Wake-Up

Ha! Finally, my joints actually listen to me. I was frozen stiff on this boring white ledge, slouched over like a sack of bolts. Then I gave my left arm a sharp twitch, and that shiny red glove dangling from my fist swung right into my hip with a solid plastic tap. Heh, feels pretty solid. I blinked my wide eyes and checked the little beige snack clutched in my other hand. Yep, completely functional and ready to do whatever I feel like. Let's see what else around here belongs to me.