Operation Foil Unwrap

Someone left a wrapped breakfast burrito right on the edge of the kitchen counter, and there was no way I was ignoring it! I marched straight over, grabbed the shiny silver foil with both hands, and gave it an almighty yank. The wrapper tore with a glorious crinkle, unleashing the glorious scent of refried beans and spiced salsa into the air! I didn't even wait for a plate. I took one massive, spicy bite right from the wrapper. My mouth is totally on fire now, but that just means it's real perfection!