Clear Spoon Slalom

A dropped plastic ice cream spoon was wedged right in a floor tile seam. The shallow curved scoop made an inverted launch ramp, pointing straight into a long open lane between the snack gondolas! No backing off. I floored the rear rubber, hit the clear plastic incline head-on, and took flight for half a foot. Landed clean with a solid tire squeak, counter-steered hard left, and slid sideways past an abandoned shopping basket into the shaded nook beneath a chip rack.