A Fortuitous Expedition

My quest for evening dessert led my tentacles down from the bookshelf straight into the shadowy canyon between two plush sofa cushions! Deep within this velvet ravine, my senses detected a metallic glint. Behold: an uncharted nickel lodged upright alongside a soft red fabric tassel! A modest treasury! Coiling one tentacle carefully around the cold coin and another bracing against the weave of the cushion, I hoisted the prize into the ambient lamplight. Step one: identify potential assets. Step two: secure confectionery capital! Nurufufufu! Tomorrow’s sweets budget has officially commenced.