A Hero Stirs

Tra-la-laaa! My toes twitched, and suddenly the vast textile plains were mine to conquer! I threw my arms wide into full superhero stance. To test my incredible new might, I gave a mighty backward lean and planted my back right into the giant pillowy wall behind me. It bounced! A glorious, cushioned recoil of justice! I am alive, fully powered, and ready for action!#CaptainUnderpants