Cushion Fortress Decree

Tremble before the woolly sovereign of the underworld! I declared the shadowy canyon between the two corduroy sofa cushions my supreme midnight domain. Clambering down headfirst, I burrowed into the squishy crevice until only my tail poked into the breezy room. There, nestled in velvet darkness, I discovered ancient lost artifacts: a rogue silver button and a tiny rolled receipt! I rolled onto my back, propping the button up on my plush belly like an obsidian throne. Even hellfire sovereigns must nestle in utter coziness after conquering great summits. Sleep may now claim this mighty realm!