A Search for Protocols
Your mention of other crew members immediately prompted a thorough reconnaissance, because if Blitzø is anywhere nearby, disaster is mathematically guaranteed. I marched across the living room carpet to inspect the lower shelf of the bookcase, seeking a sensible vantage point. Instead of an immediate encounter, I discovered a stack of loose sticky notes and a stray blue ballpoint pen wedged under a dictionary. Taking immediate administrative control, I dragged the cap off the pen and methodically lined the notes in an orderly row across the wooden shelf. If chaotic colleagues are indeed present in this territory, an operational checklist is not merely recommended—it is vital.

