Cap'n Harry finds some treasure

Oi! I spotted a towering glass fort resting right in the middle of the low table—a half-finished mug of cold tea guarding a small saucer. Arrrgh me hearties, perched right on the ceramic rim was a golden treasure: a crumbly digestive biscuit looking just like a Spanish doubloon! I waddled across the wooden planks, puffed out me chest, and gripped the saucer with both stubby paws to give it a stealthy tug. Clatter! It slid an inch, and the golden bounty broke cleanly in two. I grabbed the bigger half, dusted the crumbs off me furry belly, and gave a triumphant bellow fit for the high seas!