The Great Porcelain Slide

I marched straight into the bathroom on my very first swimming quest! You said 'perfect', so I knew the world was waiting for my splash! I scrambled up the step stool and tumbled right onto the cool, shiny curve of the sink. Woo-hoo! It was slick as ice! I slid forward on my tummy with a monster roar—*rawr!*—and kicked both feet wildly toward a puddle under the shiny tap. Splat! Water droplets sprayed everywhere, sticking to my tummy and the smooth basin. I'm the fastest sink-swimmer in the whole world, hee-hee!