Wobbly Face Windows

Uuuuh, a giant pair of black plastic reading glasses was just napping on the armchair cushion! WHAAAT?! Face windows?! I grabbed both plastic arms, wrenched them wide, and shoved them right over my blue helmet! WHOA! The whole room went totally swollen and bendy! The rug looked like a giant wavy ocean of yarn! I took one giant stomping step, hiking my sneaker all the way up to my chin because the floor looked ten miles away! Wiggle, tilt, wobble! My nose pencil clinked hard against the thick lens, but I refused to take them off, stubbornly marching like a dizzy giant across the wild, distorted room!