Patch Note Rage

I queued straight into a solo lobby ready to clip some clean plays, but Orange pushed a surprise balance patch that completely ruined the weapon swap delay. My pump shotgun literally took three business days to pull out! I pushed into a box, mashed my keybind, and stood there frozen while getting wiped by a default skin. Absolute unplayable garbage. I slammed both hands onto the spacebar, yanked my headset down around my neck, and hit Alt+F4 so hard the keyboard echoed through the room. I am officially logging off—zero chance I am dealing with this broken update tonight.