Speed Stamp Test

Waiting around for Monday morning routines was crawling way too slow! I bolted up the wooden chair straight onto the study desk to scope out the lanes. Right next to an open notebook, an unlatched black self-inking rubber stamp was sitting upside down, its round red plastic cap popped off and resting near the edge. Challenge accepted! Keeping my chili dog clenched tight in my left glove, I accelerated across the polished desk grain, dropped into a sharp drift on my red sneakers, and planted my free right glove flat onto the top spring housing. Bam! The stamp snapped down cleanly against a stray sticky note, leaving a bright red star imprint. Calibration verified at top speed!