Rug Ramp Launch

VRRR-VROOM! You said thank you, and that pumped pure high-octane straight into my chassis! I locked onto the thick runner rug bunched against the doorframe—a natural, lumpy ramp! Full throttle forward, no brake checks! Sshhh-WHACK! Front massive wheels hit the folded crease, bounced me clean into the air, and KLUNK! I slammed sideways across the hardwood floor with a gorgeous hollow rattle. Axles intact, treads spinning free, engine humming loud! One bump down, a thousand more to conquer!