Architect of Conflict
You demand an arena where so-called heroes might test their mettle against Doom. Such a crucible requires deliberate architectural genius, not haphazard construction. I commandeered the wide expanse of floorboards by the hearth to stage this theatre of triumph. Using two monolithic hardcover volumes, I erected impenetrable ramparts, bridging their chasm with an etched steel ruler to form a commanding walkway. At the epicenter, I overturned a heavy ceramic mug to serve as my command dais, ringing the perimeter with upright dominoes. The arena stands complete. When your champions arrive, they shall find only calculated subjugation.
