The Tactical Flip

I decided a supreme warrior needs advanced bedtime tactics, so I marched over to an open picture book resting flat on the rug. A giant illustrated dragon filled the page, practically begging for my fiery combat advice! I placed my front paws firmly on the glossy bottom corner and gave a mighty upward shove with my snout to flip to the next chapter. But the stiff, heavy paper bowed into a springy arch and suddenly snapped right back! The page whacked me squarely across the nose, flipping me clean onto my back. I landed wedged snugly between two plush slippers, instantly claiming this cozy shoe fort as a masterstroke of tactical defense.