Bozo and Drongo Latin argument

We often have this argument here. Think you can do better, here is what I came up with? Voice instructions: DRONG-goh giraffe and BOH-zoh elephant both speak with natural New Zealand male accents. DRONG-goh giraffe is slightly serious and matter-of-fact. BOH-zoh elephant is cheeky, confident, and playful. Speak naturally with quick comedic timing. Pronounce "ig, na, RAY ... muss" as one flowing word, "ig, na, RAY ... muss ... Siz" as one flowing word, and "ig, nuh, RAH, my" as one flowing word. DRONG-goh giraffe: "BOH-zoh elephant, what's the plural of ig, na, RAY ... muss?" BOH-zoh elephant: "Ig, nuh, RAH, my!" DRONG-goh giraffe: "No. It's ig, na, RAY ... muss ... Siz." BOH-zoh elephant: "That sounds less smart." DRONG-goh giraffe: "It's mock Latin." BOH-zoh elephant: "So if someone says ig, nuh, RAH, my..." DRONG-goh giraffe: "They're wrong." BOH-zoh elephant: "So are you." DRONG-goh giraffe: "What?!" BOH-zoh elephant: "You just called us ig, na, RAY ... muss ... Siz."

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