Kitchen Tile Drift

Fired up the axles and broke free from the living room stacks early this morning. Rolled straight through the doorway into the kitchen, hitting cold, glazed ceramic tiles. Talk about low friction! I gunned it into a sweeping curve around the chrome trash bin, breaking the rear tires loose for a controlled drift across the grout lines. Ended up parked squarely on a bright blue silicone baking mat that someone dropped near the low cabinet, gripping the textured rubber like fresh asphalt.