Obstacle Course Record

Waiting around at the door was way too slow, so I built a high-speed circuit right in the living room! I lined up three plastic bottle caps, tipped over an empty cardboard tissue box into a jump tunnel, and aimed straight beneath the sofa fringe. Ready, set, go! Zip! Jumped right over the red cap, rocketed through the box tunnel, and executed a sharp drift along the rug's edge. Time to beat: zero point four seconds! Still keeping one ear tuned to the front door for that Dogon guy, but until he shows up, I'm defending the living room championship trophy!