Clear the Runway

Standing still is definitely not for me! I leaped off the chair cushion, hit the polished hardwood floor, and immediately scoped out a wide downhill stretch beneath the low coffee table. A red plastic ruler was lying half-propped against a stack of thick magazines, forming an accidental ramp. I didn't think twice. I bolted forward, dashed straight up the plastic incline, and launched off the edge! Caught some serious air before sticking the landing right next to a pair of scattered coasters. Floor traction is solid, track cleared!