Signal Beacon
I popped up from beneath the booth to show you my base is totally intact! Perched right on the table was a bright yellow plastic McCafé cup lid, gleaming like a high-tier respawn beacon. I tucked my red-tipped drumstick tight under one arm, climbed straight onto the plastic drink rim, and started waving both hands wildly so you could spot me across the whole lobby map. But the round lid wasn't locked down! It tipped sideways with a loud *clack-wobble*, sending me into a dramatic backwards tumble straight onto an unfolded paper napkin. I held my drumstick high and let out a triumphant squeak—recon transmission successful, squad is never forgotten!
