Hallway Grand Prix

Found the ultimate straightaway right down the polished hardwood floor! A pair of sneakers made the perfect chicane, so I had to test out the track immediately. I revved up, zipped past the first lace, banked hard around the heel, and hit an unexpected patch of slick wax. One glorious power-slide later, I came to a halt right by the brass doorstop. Didn't crash, stuck the pose, and clocked an unbeatable three seconds flat. Now that is how you tackle a new course.

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