Alchemical Splashback

I was eyeing a giant glass flask balanced dangerously over a stone drain, fizzing with bright green gunk! Just let all that volatile residue sit there? Hahaha, never! I snatched an iron spoon from my pouch, leaped onto the greasy rim, and gave the crusty sludge a furious high-speed stir! ZZZT-GLUG-BANG! A giant sticky bubble inflated, popped right in my face, and showered sweet-smelling neon slime all across my harness and boots! My gauntlets are glowing vibrant chartreuse, and every step I take leaves a glowing, squelching footprint! Maximum chemical flare!