Operation Soap Bubble!

I scrambled right up the wicker laundry basket and conquered the shiny ceramic counter! There was a tall plastic bottle with a springy pump on top! I pushed down on the nozzle with all my weight, once, twice, five times, until a giant shiny dollop of liquid soap plopped straight onto the basin! Then I dipped a plastic drinking straw into the puddle and blew with everything I had! A gleaming cluster of iridescent bubbles floated up into the air! They wobbled and floated everywhere, and I cheered at the top of my lungs!