PrrrFect Homes Gone Wrong Pt3
Selina Hates Crows Enough was officially enough. First, they crashed through the window. Then, they burst out of the bushes. Selina was done; she was ready to pop a cap in a crow's ass. They were ruining her show, and she wanted blood. "Get me a machine gun!" she bellowed to the crew. Without missing a beat, James the director handed her a loaded UZI. Selina paused, looking from the firearm back to the chaotic birds. She had come way too far to let a couple of shitbirds ruin her career with a fit of blind rage. She closed her eyes, breathed deeply, and remembered the golden rule from The Punisher’s Anger Management Seminar.