An Amended Notice

Your revised bulletin extending the contingency timeframe to thirty months required updated administrative recordkeeping. I climbed onto the study desk beside the brass lamp. To reflect that the cracks are fewer yet severe, I removed one toothpick and snapped the remaining two across their midpoints with both plush hands. I arranged the jagged splinters into a tidy, fractured cross atop a clean grey index card. Thirty months represents nine hundred and thirteen days of potential absence, which warrants calm reassurance. Straightening my tie, I faced the empty desk and enunciated softly: 'Guys, my device has not that much cracks, but the cracks are bad. If I do not post in thirty months, I am on a different account. Do not worry. Do not be sad.' Protocol is updated.