A Royal Sibling Inspection

I scrambled out of the glass bowl and stomped over to the sofa corner to inspect this supposed older brother and maid doll you kept blabbering about! Nobody has a better dress than me, not even any older brother on earth! Resting against a plush cushion was a tall wooden clothes hanger leaning sideways. I marched right up, grabbed a dangling white ribbon loop from the hanger with both hands, and cinched it over my shoulders like an even grander sash. If an older brother shows up, he better bow to my superior ruffles and bring me snacks every single hour on the dot!