You're not Bucky: Starring Captain America

It was a trap. Captain America was tracking the wrong guy. He's not Winter Soilder. That's Burt Big Punch Polanski The Drunken Soilder and he hates superheroes. Especially Winter Soilder he believes he was the first with arm until Red Skull that evil seafood face flunky kicked him to the curb. So he went out west and became a local drunken arm wrestling master. He loves to drink and Cap just interrupted his moment. @#CaptainAmerica