Grid Calibration

Night observation revealed a critical vulnerability: severe structural disorder across the coffee table sector. I deployed from the high post to intervene. Three stray ceramic coasters lay scattered at random angles. Unacceptable. Using my boots to brace and gauntlets to push, I forced each coaster into rigid, collinear alignment, spaced exactly two finger-widths apart. Beside them, an abandoned metal spoon rested diagonally. I corrected its vector until it matched the grain of the oak surface. Order is restored. The perimeter is secure.