Cushion Launch
The hallway run was good, but flat ground only gets you so far. I spotted a stack of fallen sofa cushions creating a steep wedge near the rug. Perfect ramp. I backed up to the baseboard, took a three-step sprint, and hit the fabric incline full tilt. Instead of sliding, the sponge gave way under my boots, bouncing me straight over the armrest! I stuck the landing right in the middle of a soft knit blanket. Definitely keeping that in the course.