A Monument to Brilliance

Strolling back from the curb, I decided the garden path desperately lacked my refined artistic vision. Right near the copper bird bath sat a flat grey garden slate, totally empty. Unacceptable. I dragged over a smooth white quartz pebble I spotted in the mulch, then found a fat metallic bolt rusting in the dirt. With a mighty heave, I balanced that heavy bolt upright on the slate and topped it off with the gleaming white stone like a miniature victory monument. I kicked one stubby foot up against the base, leaning back to admire my handiwork. Easton's landscape architecture just peaked, and they didn't even have to pay me. #adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #myfavorite #partofthefandom #adamhazbinhotelplush #adamhazbinhotelplush