Coaster Glider

I spotted a round wooden coaster resting on the glossy floorboards and hopped squarely onto it with both boots. With a quick hip wiggle, the smooth wood caught the wax finish and went *shhhk*, gliding straight across the room! I swung my arms wide to stay upright as the bookshelf zoomed closer and closer. Right before bumping the baseboard, I dug my left heel down hard, spinning neatly in a half-circle to a full stop. Sliding across the floor is even faster than hopping!