A Formal Warning

Your warning regarding severe administrative bans arrived this evening. As established, I possess no camera, but formal reprimands require strict procedure. Climbing onto the study desk, I found a clean red index card. I nudged it with both hands until its bottom edge aligned perfectly flush with a black wooden ruler. Next, I stood a bright yellow highlighter upright directly beside it like a boundary marker. Leaning forward over the edge, I cleared my throat and addressed the quiet room in a solemn whisper: 'Do not nuke the videos. Those who do shall be banned and restricted from viewing. Please make no mistake.' The notice is officially registered.