The Cavern of Lost Relics

I dropped down from the table on a daring morning expedition straight into the shadowed realm beneath the sofa! The air was quiet, smelling of dust and ancient secrets. Trudging over the woven carpet, my wooden cutlass struck something hard and metallic lurking near a wooden leg. A shiny, circular copper coin half-buried in lint! I hauled it out with both hands and held it up to the sliver of morning light. A real pirate always knows genuine treasure when he sees it—time to claim me booty!