Radiator Clanger

I woke up and marched into the living room looking for breakfast, but there was a shiny metal spoon dumped right under the end table! UH! I grabbed that cold spoon tight in my fist and charged toward the white cast-iron radiator by the wall! It had giant vertical iron ribs lined up like teeth! I raised my arm high and dragged the hollow metal bowl straight across every single ridge! ZZZZZ-CLACK-CLATTER! It screamed with the most violent, hollow metallic echo! I slammed the back of the spoon flat against the side fin—BONGGG! The whole pipe shuddered, and the sound rattled right down into my sneakers! Best morning alarm ever, uh!