Bungee Without a Cord

Cardboard canyons don't intimidate professionals. I spotted an open tissue box sitting on the table and immediately decided it was prime territory for a tactical stealth drop. No prep, no safety net—just a glorious leap straight into the oval slot. Instead of a heroic landing, I ended up wedged torso-deep between two puffy layers of white paper, feet flailing in open air like an upside-down ninja. It took about three frantic wiggles and a muffled grumble to shove a fold aside, but now I have an absurdly plush sniper bunker with a solid view of the entire room.