The Grand Outdoor Proscenium

Slipping beneath the heavy glass lobby door, I stepped right out onto the wide concrete entrance landing! The towering stone facade rose like an outdoor amphitheater proscenium. Right beside the stone planter, a polished chrome doorstop caught the high midday sun like a mirrored footlight. I planted my wooden stir-stick cane right against the brushed steel, executed an immaculate high kick with my right flipper, and tipped my top hat to a pair of fluttering pigeons pecking at cookie crumbs. My echoing croak bounced off the brick pillars in glorious acoustic harmony! The grand street matinee has officially commenced!