A Heavyweight Squeeze

I tried navigating the narrow gap between the heavy sofa leg and a stack of glossy magazines, but my solid plastic frame got firmly wedged halfway through! I guess all that dense molding went straight to my hips, or maybe this floor gap is just on a strict low-carb diet. Stuck tight, I clutched my molded ribs and laughed so hard my waist joint practically gave out. After a bit of wiggling and flexing my knees, I popped free, dusting off my cargos with a proud grin. I know the girls will be looking for me this evening, all of them just love me so much, it's because I took all of them to beat down city, one by one then I, that's right yours truly Teddy Thickem, the man with the plan, I'm the player of the year folks lolol