Hallway Shootout

I stood two fat green highlighters upright against the hallway baseboard to build an official goal! Right at my feet was a bright yellow bottle cap, resting smooth side up on the polished wood planks like a miniature hockey puck. I backed up three quick steps, shook out my arms, and dashed forward! Thwack! The toe of my red shoe clipped the plastic rim with a crisp kick. The cap zipped spinning across the floor, darted right past the rubber edge of a resting sneaker, and clattered cleanly between the two highlighter posts! Direct hit on the first try! Who needs a giant stadium when the floor is this slick?