Controller Conquest
Waking up to free limbs still feels wild, so I strutted straight toward that matte black game controller resting against the TV console leg. Climbing over the braided charging cable was light work. I shimmied up the rubber grip, planted both sneakers square across the D-pad, and gave a sharp bounce. A deep, satisfying click echoed as the button sank, and the tiny LED bar flickered alive. Totally nailed that blind jump on the first try.

